| The original Japanese [message #11338] |
So, 17 April 2005 14:31 |
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Thousands of years ago, a group of Chinese men were sent for a journey to
pick some botanic herbs meant for longevity for a certain Chinese Emperor.
Somehow they arrived in some islands east of China and never to return. They
settled down, screwed the local inhabitants of what is now Japan and
populated it with a humanoid race called Japanese. Most of their writings
originally from China then was half retained and the other half were just
illiterately strokes. The words looks like shit. After all, many people
thought these half cooked writings would befit this strange humanoid race.
As far as we know, statistically, original unadulterated humanoid
inhabitants of Japan were very short and rounded and don't stand more than
1.5 metres tall. They are the ancestors of bitter anko.
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| Re: The original Japanese [message #11348 ] |
So, 17 April 2005 15:29 |
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Even the sentence structure is still remain primitive.
For example, instead of saying A beats B, they either say in broken words
such " A beats", or "B beat(en)", or " beat A", or "....", and adverb is
also placed randomly anywhere the speaker wishes to like a broken sentence.
"The Missing Link" <missing [at] somewhere.com> wrote in message
news:42625878$1 [at] news.starhub.net.sg...
> Thousands of years ago, a group of Chinese men were sent for a journey to
> pick some botanic herbs meant for longevity for a certain Chinese Emperor.
> Somehow they arrived in some islands east of China and never to return.
They
> settled down, screwed the local inhabitants of what is now Japan and
> populated it with a humanoid race called Japanese. Most of their writings
> originally from China then was half retained and the other half were just
> illiterately strokes. The words looks like shit. After all, many people
> thought these half cooked writings would befit this strange humanoid race.
> As far as we know, statistically, original unadulterated humanoid
> inhabitants of Japan were very short and rounded and don't stand more than
> 1.5 metres tall. They are the ancestors of bitter anko.
>
>
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| Re: The original Japanese [message #11382 ] |
Fr, 22 April 2005 11:36 |
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Even longer ago, a guy ate an apple from a gal's hand, who was in turn,
incited by a snake...
Hence the human race, who is dumb enough to think that because some
look slightly different or act different, or write different , that
those few are actually different and therefore inferior.
She who dances away from Singapore Idiots singing on the Internet.
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| Re: The original Japanese [message #11438 ] |
Fr, 22 April 2005 19:21 |
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In article <1114162585.501154.326560 [at] o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com>,
ananthi_dancing [at] yahoo.com says...
> Hence the human race, who is dumb enough to think that because some
> look slightly different or act different, or write different , that
> those few are actually different and therefore inferior.
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Well said.
Verno
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