| Holy Ghost in Action [message #227917] |
Fr, 21 Juli 2006 05:04 |
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What really happened to Mary
Joseph --Get the hell away from my broadie, you low-life creep, or I'll
Smack you around
Ghost---Please don't hurt me--I like her. I'm attracted to fat girls
Mary (whispering)--oh, Joe-Joe, this Ghostie is so pathetic; and
Besides
We need the $----------I'll charge him a C-note and he'll be on his
Way.
Joe--OK, Ghostie, I won't hurt you-it'll cost you $120.00
Ghost: --Thanks so much, Joe and double thanks for not beating me up.
Thus, the mother of god was impregnated even though her usual fee
Was $15.00.
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